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I don't really care if two posts in one night is bad. So, hah. 

Here I am. It is 1:01 in the morning, and I can't sleep. Why? It feels like some sort of creature is going to come ripping itself out of my intestines at any given moment. As cool as that sounds, and as bad as I actually want to see that...I want it to stop hurting. Lets just play "THINGS ON CALEIGH'S MIND." Oh boy.

- I never thank God enough for the creation of memory foam. My butt is just where it wants to be. Yesssss.

-Napoleon Dynamite is quite possibly the stupidest, but MOST AMAZING movie I have ever seen in my life.

-My new favorite word is 'masticating.' It is a boundary pusher, and it means chewing. So you can walk around places while you're eating and go, "Hey guys, I'm masticating." 

-I can't pogo stick without taping my boobs down. I don't want to get whacked in the chin.

- I might actually be the only girl who likes her man with a beard. I love him regardless, but I miss the way it tickles when I get kisses. :( R.I.P. beard, you were amazing. 

-I have walked up a lot of stairs in my life. 

-Vicoden makes me feel funny. I'm not sure if it is in the good way or the bad way, though.

-I hate wearing pants. They're so restricting. No, I'm not a whore. That is not why I said I hate wearing pants. I hate them because I get really overheated easily, and I am just more comfortable when I'm lettin my legs air out like they wana. 

-^I sounded like an unsanitary boob in that last one. 

-Meeting relatives of your significant others is a really hard task, unless you are Scott. Then you are fine. 

-Being socially awkward is something I hope I never grow out of. 

- Emoticons with dashes for noses bug the ever living crap out of me. It makes me want to poop mice. D-:< 

-^i pissed myself off with that face. Gold star, Caleigh. Gold. Flippin. Star.

-I just remembered that cows used to be my favorite animal. Now, I'm pro-narwhal. YEEEEAH. 

-I'm not sure my mom knows I took her laptop. Whoops. <3 

-You have probably stopped reading by now. Hehehe.

I think that game should now end. Yeah. 

IT STILL HURTS. D-:<

...I HATE MYSELF. ^ 

:) just kidding. 

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLVICODEN.